Visitors

I have company coming today. That means I have to clean. Do you have any idea what a grand task that is? I speak not of the general chore of upkeep, but of the specific overhaul of my big ol' bachelor pad. I have 3 sink-fulls of dishes in one sink. Tumbleweeds mock me in their defiant ramble across the living room floor. My laundry is having a sock hop in the bedroom. My crutches stare back at me as if to say, "We can be of no help in your dilemma." There goes the sympathy plea.