Goo Goo

 See y'all at Jenk's at 6 AM! I'll be the one driving everyone in Monmouth and Ocean home from noon'till around 6 PM. Then it's MY turn.

(To those unfamiliar with the area: Jenkinson’s is a bar in Pt. Pleasant Beach, NJ, where every once in a while a national act is permitted to play. This sometimes happens at this time of year at an ungodly hour of the morning. Jenkinson's is one of the more famous New Jersey shore boardwalk stops. I used to live there. ((Interpret that statement as you choose to, but keep in mind the word used. As in used to.)) Anyway, I saw an ex of mine vomit into a garbage can there last year and I hope not to see her do the same this year, though with the thousands who accumulate, chances are unlikely. (To this day, she has no idea that I saw this happen, but I asked her out again anyway because she was pretty, nice, and at the time oh so sweet). I will be the person who loads six at a time with a geographic orientation into the Eclipse to ensure all get home safely. Danger? Been there. Done that. But lived 5 walking blocks away at the time. My personal mission is to see that no one gets hurt, no one gets arrested, and no one dies.)