Box Cutter Claws

Right now, Lefty is posed on his back from the waist up like Jesus on the cross. Posed like a spread eagle cat exhibitionist from the waist down. Eyes flicking, chest heaving, paws twitching, mewing in his sleep. And I gotta catch z’s next to this ball of friggin fur. He’s a 20 lb. cat who sleeps with limbs akimbo, taking up way too much space on this bed that is MINE. I think it’s time to re-evaluate the value of a true girlfriend who can occupy this area with mutual productivity.