Top 10 things not to say to your psychiatrist. (Which quote is fake)….

 

 

10. I go from big-eyed bunny to slit-eyed wasp in a parsec.

9.  I’m in advertising. Pharmaceutical, as a matter of fact.

8. The color of my car? White, no, black. I mean red.

7. Is there anyone else in your field who is nice that you would recommend?

6. No, really, I don’t mind coming to a smelly clinic.

5. Are those your real degrees, or are they from Kkhatxizstan?

4. Are those your real degrees, or are they silicone?

3. Why does Xanax make me smile?

2. Sure, I know Jeffrey Hicken.

1. What box cutter?

 

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