Weekend Assignment #23: 100 years from now, your great-great-great-grandchild has been assigned to write a school report on your life and times. Help him or her by putting five things in a time capsule. The five things could include something personal or something that typifies the times we live in. One catch: It can't include a version of your AOL Journal (because that would be too easy, that's why).
1) Bill O’Reilly’s “patriotic” spittle on a camera lens
2) Uncle Francis’ memory of D-Day
3) A copy of the long forgotten Constitution of the United States of America
4) A recording of the phrase “Your leader is unfit” just to see if he or she makes it to number five before being hauled away for treason by Karl Rove’s great-great-great grand child
5) Bail money
Extra Credit: Put something in the box that would believe would be completely puzzling -- something they'd look at and say "What the heck is this?"
A six pack.
4 comments:
You are so cynical...I love it!!! ...What kind of six pack?
Great responses! It's nice to know I have company on the "dark side" of politics.
Candace
I included a copy of the Constitution in my time capsule, as well...
LOL - Bail money! I'm sure you would be the favorite ancestor at that point...
-Michelle
To answer Ann's question, Corona (and some limes, if they can be preserved like Ted Williams' head). Thank's for the comments!
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