Dammit (Cafe GirI while watching Yankees vs. Res Sox)

 

CafeGirI You just picked that off your blog
Pkbeachbum ]:  I know. I'm updating u.
CafeGirI [>9:03 PMtime flies by like a goose on the loose and suddenly he breaks wind
Pkbeachbum [>9:04 PM]:  I lived on a campus full of gooses once. There wasn't a clean sneaker in the dorm.
CafeGirI [:  My hippocampus was full of gooses once. There wasn’t a clean thought throughout my brain.
Pkbeachbum 9:07 PM]:  LOL. You know of the complexity of the hippocampus! The odd sector of the brain that has a central role in the memory process!
CafeGirI 9:08 PM]:  Yes. It is a sick fascination. Mine was hijacked from me before I was born. I have been fighting for it alone ever since.
CafeGirI [9:08 PM<]:  In death I will succeed.
Pkbeachbum [9:09 PM]:  I've been fighting for mine, dog tooth and nail, for months now.
Pkbeachbum [9:09 PM]:  I remember that I met Lisa Loeb in 1994, and that I dated a Brazillian gogo dancer. After that, it gets hazy.<o:p></o:p>

 CafeGirI [9:11 PM]:  I remember that I met Tom Cruise in 1992, and that I "dated" an American model. After that, I got lazy...

Pkbeachbum [9:12 PM]:  I believe we just wrote the next entry to my blog.With your approval and suggested visual, of course.
CafeGirI [9:13 PM]:  Cabrera is impressive. He just made a play identical to the one that he closed out the previous inning with (bad grammer ending sentence with a preposition, but I hope you understand).
CafeGirI [9:13 PM]:  Sure, go ahead...Pedro is running out of pitches...and I need Herb...
Pkbeachbum [9:14 PM]:  I believe in ending sentences with prepositions where appropriate. I am not an 8th grade English teacher. I am a professional writer.

Pkbeachbum [9:14 PM]:  I have some.
CafeGirI [9:16 P]:  I cannot drive. As it is, I am violating all kinds of Jewish laws, including consumption of liquids, some non-alcoholic.
CafeGirI [>9:17 PM]:  I am going to hopefully pass out, either in pain or ecstasy, by the time the game ends. To that end, I have just popped a 50mg Viagra to see what happens. Since my oophorectomy (ovarian removal) I have been, oh, how shall I say it........Frigid?
Pkbeachbum [9:19 PM]:  That's weird. Since I stopped popping immaculites, I became warm. Go figure.