Sunday, September 26, 2004

Violence

I’m so pissed for reasons yet unknown. I want to slice my eyeballs. I am in a rare sparkling mood. My dark side is evidently revealed. I am on the verge of tearing my hair out. I am debased. If you kissed me now, I would be sweet as sugar. I am a living, breathing wave of mutilation. My knuckles are already bloodied. Time to introduce my head to the wall.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Put on some soothing music....eat some chocolate...go to the beach......

Anonymous said...

Oooo-K. I don't think eyeball slicing is a good idea. Don't tear your hair out either,waist of a perfectly good hair cut. Pixies references, eh? ::Insert cheesy kissing noise here:: Tada...Your now sweet as sugar. (Damn I'm good!) LOL@ Candace. I hope your feeling a little better after watching the game. ~Ann : )

Anonymous said...

Pucker Up Buttercup.........

((((((((SMACK))))))))) ((((((SLIP)))))))))

    (((((SLURP)))))))   ((((((PECK)))))))

Better???? i hope so!! your eyeballs can thank me later *wink*

Anonymous said...

Did we just make out? Cool.
PK