Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Opening Day, Deux

The Yankmees will be on in 3 hrs. I don't know about y'all, but I'm preparered with pizza, chicken fingers, Diet Coke, Xanax and chips. Go Devil Rays!
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Anonymous said...


This is how your diet stacks up according to Weight Watchers:

Pizza (slice) = 12 points, Chicken fingers = 5 points, Diet coke = 0 points, Chips = 7 points. The Mets are the Diet Coke of baseball. Xanax is the world's first and only palendromic pharmaceutical. Lobotomy in tablet form with a 12-hour half-life. Everything's a headline, even sub-heads and body copy. Rock On!

March 31, 2004 at 5:43 AM

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