I’m watching a show about buying real estate in Manhattan. Looks like $1million will get me a dishwasher and a view. I need at least $5 mil. Ideally $10 for a townhouse. Someday $25, for a mansion with grass. Money under the proverbial mattress. Aspirations held from the proverbial girlfriend, lest I gain a leech and loose a lover. Downtown is noisy. Uptown is a whisper. East side is haughty. West side is escapism. Lower east? Brooklyn? Lower west, Hoboken? Thank God I’m single. Otherwise I’d be talking about tacky, eternally unglamorous suburbs. Like Monmouth County.
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