Just enough snow today to make me ride God's penance for three days of bad behavior. 20 inches of snow to shovel from driveway to sidewalk to front porch. I'm fucking freezing and my back feels like it has a piano attached to it. Someone come and squeeze warm sponge water over my neck. I'll be eternally grateful. Boobs would help, too. The nurturing nuzzle of a fair pair would take years off my spine. Especially CG. I'd take her in hot tub bikini wear. Then work on un knotting our differences.
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