7 Things, via Ann

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die:

1) Sleep on the beach under a full moon in Kirabati
2) Fuck with a shark’s mind
3.) Live on the Baja Penninsula
4.) Be a great dad
5.) Sleep 8 hours a night for a month in a row without pharma help
6.) Space walk
7.} Hit a home run over the Green Monster

7 Things I Can Do:

1.) Be there for CG
2.) Be there for Ann and Nancy, two of my best friends
3.) Play the drums way funkier than a white boy should
4.) Night swim (in the ocean, naked - done it too many times to count)
5.) Fuck with Lefty’s mind (my cat)
6.) Scour a hit scene and scatter misleading evidence
7.) Influence reality on an international scale

7 Things I Can't Do:

1.) Serve
2.) Erase my conscience
3.) Rap
4.) Wrap
5.) Change a diaper
6.) Drink tequila without pretending I’m from Mehico
7.) Not be a spaz while in love

7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex:

1.) Vagina
2.) Butt
3.) Eyes
4.) Sense of humor
5.) Patience
6.) Timing
7.) Persistence
 
7 Things I say most often:
1.) Whatever
2.) Holy fucking shit
3.) Get the fuck out of my way bastard
4.) Get the fuck out of my way, bitch
5.) Are you fucking kidding me?
6.) Fuck off
7.) Extra large, cream and sugar

7 Celebrity Crushes:

1.) The chick in Black Eyed Peas
2.) Katerina Witt
3.) Mia Hamm
4.) Courtney Love
5.) Kim Deal
6.) Karen O
7.) Juliana Hatfield
 
  

7 people I would like to do this: (other than Ann, who sent this to me)

CG
CG’s friend Jennifer (Just met her a few weeks ago - a total trip)
Nancy (The Yankee saint who saved a Red Sox fan)
Slabby (Marc - the ultimate bud)
Mike (College roommate who I miss)
Dave (Keeps me out of trouble by showing up exactly when I’m about to get into trouble, best friend)
Bob (The funniest man alive)