These are my new cowboy boots.
I am totally uber-cool in them.
Batman has his belt.
Superman has his cape.
Spiderman has his web shooter.
I have my cowboy boots. I have super powers. I am Cowboy Man.
(Cue Spaghetti Western music in background)
To many buckles and the Gothic cross has to go, other than that they're pretty cool.{What?....I know what you're thinking. Blame it on the Bushmills.}
I am writhing in coolness.
You mean midlife crisis. Heh. JOKING!
No crisis here. Just pretty girls who want me to drink beer.
Then it -must- be the boots....or maybe the hair...or maybe it's a combo of the boots AND the hair!!! : )
I especially like the goth aspect ratio of the cross on the ankle. It infuses my Robert Smith personna with a nice wedge of Dave Gehan.
I still think all of the buckles and doohickeys are gay.
Jude Law is gay, too.
To many buckles and the Gothic cross has to go, other than that they're pretty cool.
ReplyDelete{What?....I know what you're thinking. Blame it on the Bushmills.}
I am writhing in coolness.
ReplyDeleteYou mean midlife crisis. Heh. JOKING!
ReplyDeleteNo crisis here. Just pretty girls who want me to drink beer.
ReplyDeleteThen it -must- be the boots....or maybe the hair...or maybe it's a combo of the boots AND the hair!!! : )
ReplyDeleteI especially like the goth aspect ratio of the cross on the ankle. It infuses my Robert Smith personna with a nice wedge of Dave Gehan.
ReplyDeleteI still think all of the buckles and doohickeys are gay.
ReplyDeleteJude Law is gay, too.
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