Vote

                                                                                   

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So here we are, Election Day. Please everyone, vote. I know it's a tough choice this year, with the country evenly split between Gina Lollobrigida and Frank Zappa. But the important thing, for the best interest of democracy and this great country of ours, is to let your voice be heard.

(What? These aren't the choices? That's not what I heard at yesterday's production meeting.)