Panic on the Streets of Red Bank

Must say I did have a good time at the Oktoberfest Party. And the cops only showed up once! I haven’t been to a party that got busted in at least a year. One of my neighbors must have complained about the music—not that it was loud (it was)—but that the hosts kept the same CD on repeat for three full go rounds. I guess there aren’t as many Smiths fans as there used to be. Hell, I would have called them myself I had to hear “How Soon is Now?” one more time. Come to think of it, when was the last time anyone was busted for playing the Smiths? Someone contact Morrissey. He’s relevant again.