Six questions that I answered

 

1. Who is the last person you took a photograph of?

Person? No. The #4 horse at Monmouth Park. I lost a modest wallet-full of cash that day.

2. What decade do you hold the most dear and why?

 

The decade that we call now. The 80’s were fun, but they’re gone. The 90’s were blissfull, but they’re gone. Live in the now and use your cult of personality to make today more memorable than yesterday.

3. Take the quiz:  What mystical creature are you?

 

I’m a fuckin fairy? Goddammit. Who invented that stupid quiz? The “Patrick” of Patrick’s place is about to be investigated. Seems like a nice, well-meaning person but the quiz turned him into a nice, well-meaning douche. Take it from an ad man, dude—be careful what you sponsor.

4. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

 

Marijuawhiskey.
 
5. What do you normally wear to bed?

 

Jammies. Maybe a t-shirt if it’s cold.

6. READER'S CHOICE QUESTION #24 from Cherie:  What movie character do you most identify with?

 

Blake (Alec Baldwin) in Glengarry, Glen Ross. Or maybe Perry (Robin Williams) in The Fisher King. Talk about you polar opposites…