Wednesday, April 21, 2004

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I move the day, I tilt the earth, I influence the galaxy. I change destinies while destinies shop for groceries. I eat Skittles. I make your life different. I have forever altered the world. You are different because of me.

 

2 comments:

  1. Most ignorant people would say that this entry is a prime example of "Delusions of Grandeur". I know better.

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  2. Xanax will sometime do that to a person. Especially after 4 cups of coffee and a Trazadone. Funny thing is, you nod out for 12 hours after the grand illusion and awaken in an ungrand pool of drool.

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