I just read the very short story “Guts” by Chuck Palahniuk.
I am not able to breathe.
Do not, do not click this link to read the story. Do not. Resist every temptation. This link is not the big, red, shiny, candy-like button and you are not Stimpy. This is disturbed and disturbing. This is wretched, retching and, quite literally, wrenching. This will never leave your head. This will etch your flawless crystal mind with a scratch you will never stop staring at. This is gore that causes you to cover your eyes at the movies. Only here, you cannot cover your eyes, because the words are already there in your cerebral cortex. Words soaking in because it is too late. The wretched etch.
Then again, I’m a bit squeamish.
But I told you not to click the link. Do not click.
http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html
oh...my...god... men really WILL do anything to get off. I never knew how committed you guys really were...until now. Perhaps now would be a good time to tell the tale of grandma's prolapse. Her insides fell out of where her uterus used to be. Damn those shoddy hysterectomys. Imagine trying to stuff your insides back in when they just...fell out...in the shower. Nice.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ Becky!!!! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteI think I get Becky's mixed up sometimes. One is on the dark side, one is on the light.
ReplyDeleteI am in utter grief after Vlad's grand slam. I am watching the Sox.
BTW, I have a hard time handling a splinter, let alone a prolapse.
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Broken bone? Yes. Fine.
ReplyDeleteDislocated joint. Oh, well.
Torn muscle. OK, whatever.
Pierced vein? No.
Anything going awry down there? I think not.
We know how horrible I am. Imagine how horrible I'd be with a wang issue.
Just pray you never need a vasectomy. LOL!
ReplyDeleteNo way. No one goes near there with anything sharp.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd like to make a baby or 2, at least.
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